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$5 sketches
Firestorm by Brettdagirl
Wraith Sketches by Brettdagirl
Advent10- Falling Snow, Rising Spirits. by Brettdagirl
Spawn Embryo by Brettdagirl
Advent1- The First Candle by Brettdagirl
Scarab by Brettdagirl
I will now be taking on $5 sketch commissions instead in order to raise money for paying all of my rather urgent medical bills. This way I will not be overly OCD about it and you will get your picture within a reasonable amount of time.

Y'all have seen some of my more recent work, probably, which is mostly all sketch work. Basically that's the kinda thing you can expect from one of these $5 commissions.

Please hit me up with a message if interested, either here on DA, or to my email at

My goal is to do 200 of these sketch commissions. Please help me out a bit;; And those of you whom I still owe art may feel perfectly free to nag me.
Dear :iconmagicalcrystalwings:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in women's clothing, and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations .

Greetings to your freaky family, Brett.

----This may turn out offensive and/or alarming to random bystanders at first glance. I apologize in advance. Also, apparently we are wearing the same shirt colour, Wings. And this is as close to being tagged as it got.


Answer questions below to fill in blank, tag people.

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1____. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___, -your name-

Note: I am sorry if I ruined any friendships

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


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Which of these two figurehead sizes looks best with this ship design? 

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OblivionKay Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Student General Artist
Thank you so much for the fav!! :)
Brettdagirl Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Most welcome, it's a beautiful piece. ^^
OblivionKay Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Student General Artist
AlvaroCardozoW Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave!!! :happybounce: 
Brettdagirl Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Most welcome!
Undeciria Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AffaOtto Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for faving!
Evelina-san Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you for faving my eye-drawing! :) cheers.
Brettdagirl Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Very welcome, you did a great job on it. ^^
Evelina-san Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
aww thanks a lot >////<
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